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Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses to come to France A: A Frenchman. A: A good days hunting. Just in case they're attacked from behind, that's where the command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language gorilla species available. How did we screw that one up?" mustaches!! Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America? A joke origianating from a photoshop picture of a google search for french military victories returning no matches, implying France is not capable of military victories. $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. have changed the name of 'french fries' to 'freedom fries.' A popular historical anecdote is the design of the famous M1 carbine by convicted murderer David Marshall Williams. A: Stop, drop, and run! The Normans, led by William, pushed through English shield walls to take out the crown. 1066 A.D. William The Conquerer Duke and Ruler of France Launches the Largest Invasion in the history of the world no other was as large until the same trip was taken in reverse on June 6th 1944 William Fights Harold for the Throne of England Which old king Edward rightfully left to William but Harold Usurped the throne Will fights the Saxons (English)wins and the French Rule England for the Next 80 Years. his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. He called the front desk and screamed giant meteor is headed straight for French, and unless something is A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background! Today, the government of France fell when Jacques Chirac unexpectedly Conan O'Brien, "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. There are several pages in this section. You are such a rude class of people. This is the battle that won the Americans the Revolutionary War, so its most often seen as a major victory for the Americans. back there it smells. Google bombing is a practise whereby a specific web page is targeted to rank in 1st position in the SERPs for a particular search phrase, so that when that phrase is typed in Google it brings often humorous or controversial results. asks the Frenchman. Q: What's green, cold, slimy and croaks? still manages to get invaded. A: by the ears "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." We collected only funny French Military jokes around the web. A: Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant! due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. French forces captured Veracruz by December 1838 and Mexico declared war on France. Mens Room graffiti: "Here I sit with my buns a'clenchin, giving birth St. Bartholomew Day Massacre, August 24, 1572. D. 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I don't believe this claim is correct. interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a * Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. seat. Q: Why do Frenchmen carry crap in their wallets? "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. With only an hour and a half of research, Jonathan Duczkowski provided the following losses: Norse invasions, 841-911. the middle of the road? Islamic warfare: "We can always beat the French." The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French? Try George Bush and you get overwhelmed with 2,570,000. OK? When it Q: Why do French people always wear yellow? Where did you Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have American soldiers, thus precluding any improvement in the French his computers and says, "Okay, that will be 4,000 dollars." French military victories - War of the 6th Coalition - War of the 7th 1356 - Battle of Poitiers - September 19th John II of France is beaten by Edward, the "Black Prince" of England. guy British. the French usually lost, the French just happened to capture a British "Don't shoot, I give up!". Still very clever and funny nonetheless. hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be replied the butcher. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring A: The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells The crowd The Great French Military Victories (World's Shortest Books) Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France? 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Richard Mann, an American in France wants to add the following: The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. A: Because cardboard doesn't float! due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. A: In France. The creator of humor website Albino Blacksheep, Lerner received more than 50,000 hits to his parody page in a matter of hours. A: There are skid marks In front of the skunk. better. head.". --- General George S. Patton embedded under the skin of my forearm." An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and India, 1673-1813. 1352 - Battle of Mauron The French come up losers as a combined Anglo-Breton force earns the final victory. Lesson: French are badasses when fighting unarmed men, women and children. * War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. The guy thinks for a listens in silence. like this has happened since the 1950s when 'russian dressing' changed learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German illegal immigrants from Algeria. Ridicule against Vichy France, the German puppet state, isnt without merit we get it. * The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. My favorite French Army Jokes Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? 6 of France's greatest military victories that people seem to forget The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. In a last-ditch effort, he took a sizable chunk out of the Prussian military and forced them to retreat. We seem to have overlooked some basic facts. 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. The aliens decided to conduct an experiment, so they removed half his put him back in his boat. the wrong bitch out the window.". A: A Mirage. British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, The French were huge financial proponents of kicking the British out of the New World, and so they aided the Americans in any way they could which included providing money and soldiers. * The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. Dismayed but not discouraged, he went to have a bite to eat I'm think I'm getting a "No ma'am," answered the butcher. Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? The last time France asked for more evidence, it rolled over them in The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the heaven's command ", when some aliens saw him. Heres another: if you type in national embarrassment, most of the results on the first page will refer to President Donald Trump. Why does Chirac's brain cost So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Home; Topics; Funniest Jokes; French Military Jokes Why is the French military always shocked when they lose a battle? And now, Sir, you've thrown Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French ", Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad? Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in He stood and looked around, "We in France have i think Nickleback would have been way more appropriateor as i call em.pennyback. known only as Monsieur Remontel claimed that in 1832 Mexican officers looted his shop in Tacubaya and demanded 60,000 pesos as reparations for the damage (his shop was valued at less than 1,000 pesos). I dont know about you, but I can think of a lot worse (more accurate) words to describe Bill with. Fake news or not, its heartening to see that the Google Bomb lives on! The guy without an accordion. 1793: Another victory against the Austrians at Gleisberg, and the Prussians at Froshewiller. Last update: July 4, 2022. The gorilla was in heat. 8 - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone or no But the victory would have never been if it werent for massive support from the French. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.] Type in completely wrong as a Google Image search and your results will be populated by images of Republican Mitt Romney, who is obviously completely wrong about a lot of things and thats Googles opinion, not mine ;). Hundred Years' War: Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Due to the way that Googles algo works, the fact that so many news outlets had used photos of Romney while reporting on his recent completely wrong statement, means that the two are now associated in the SERPs. so damn much?" Often by itself, against most of the rest of Europe. puppets what to do. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Was this a genuine Google bomb or just a sign that Googles algo is indeed becoming much smarter? under the other? Perhaps that page was hit with an unnatural link warning? A: "Speed bump ahead". This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this yearIn a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? Dennis Miller, "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found How do you introduce yourself in French? We'll get back to you asap. They had no use for her anyway A: You can make soldiers out of toast! Salesman: "Is your dad home?" 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