We're gonna lose 'em. Deadpool: This line is right on the money. But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. You used the last of your fuel. That's such a you thing to say. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. Deadpool Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I see what you did there. Don't stare directly into that. Sopranos Zazie Beetz as Domino . But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Zeitgeist: Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Weasel: Domino: Its really just a sip of tea at this point.Deadpool: Zip it, black Black Widow! [singing] Deadpool: Don't scratch! Hey, it's me! Dont do it. I'll be right back. Gender neutral. Wade Wilson: Dopinder: He needs you. [he flips the coin]Deadpool: Im not even going to look because you did it for me.Cable: Say it again.Deadpool: He did it for me.Cable: Jesus. Dont stare directly into that. Deadpool Jesus Christ! A mood that is about to get significantly worse." Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything, anything you wanna know except for where they are. Makes you want to hurt others. George Michael was right. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.The character is best known as a member of the mutant team X-Force.Created by writer Fabian Nicieza [citation needed] and artist/co-writer Rob Liefeld, Domino made her first full cover story appearance in X-Force #8 (March 1992) as an original member of the Wild Pack team led by the mutant Cable. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! He was a bit of a prick. !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Wolverine: I only do over the pants mouth stuff! What about your girl, your wife?Cable: No, my familys safe. [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Yeah, why would they? Fuck! Wade, whoever they are, we'll track them down, and bring them to justice. I loved her like an ocean loves water. This is crazy. Surprising no one, Deadpool 2 is packed with a non-stop barrage of hilarious jokes, one-liners and sight gags. Deadpool: Deadpool: Go get 'em, tiger! Deadpool: Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? Dopinder: Wade Wilson: Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Domino Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". It's weird I only ever see two of you. But that's where you'd be wrong. Deadpool That's all it takes to be a hero. No, my family's safe. Deadpool: You time-sliding son of a bitch. Isn't that a little derivative? You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. It's no big deal. Oh, but Paul! You've been chosen by a higher power. Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. I know you're gonna say legs! Tenors That came out wrong. [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Negasonic Teenage Warhead: When you are already making meta jokes, it only makes sense to set up music within the dialogue, especially some sweet dubstep. All rights reserved. huge, steaming ball of foreshadowing. Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? Im retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel: Its a goddamn fanny pack, and you know it, you sick son of a b**ch! I hope the Academy is watching. Yeah it is. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. I took that trust and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. This Deadpool 2 Character Deserves Their Own Movie. You guys make a super cute couple. From $1.46. Deadpool: Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. I'm never gonna dance again. : It doesn't exist. Just walk away. [Smiling] : - Peter. Comic book action adventure sequel directed by David Leitch. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Its both history teacher and fortune teller. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. So, guys, those were some of the best quotes of Deadpool from his two movies. Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. [whispers to herself] Colossus: And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." Domino: Okay, Im over the convoy. I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has. Literally, solid, powder white with a black eye tattoo over her left eye. But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Fun fact about the Ice Box, no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. 28. Your souls are beyond redemption! Deadpool: Just stand down! Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candys prized bobsled broke. You know the one. [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Go home.Peter: Okay. Cable: I'm a grower, not a shower. I cried when they cancelled Felicity. And youre absolutely right. - Domino. I'm dying in this one, too. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Pain teaches us who we are.' Any power you wanna tell us about? : [yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute] : Some kind of soldier? I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Wade Wilson: Juggernaut! Gingivitis. Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! Deadpool : Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Deadpool: Domino That came out wrong. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space where it can't not hurt us ever again. Fine. Hands off that kid, John Conner! [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. Ah, planets. There we go, the kids call this docking. - Cable (Deadpool 2). Director David Leitch. Wade Wilson: I'm gonna go make dessert. [fighting the Juggernaut] Domino: Peter! Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. Peter: My name's Peter. Domino Download 2500x900 Josh Brolin As Cable from Deadpool 2 2500x900 Resolution Wallpaper, Movies Wallpapers, Images, Photos and Background for Desktop Windows 10 MacOS, Apple Iphone and Android Mobile in HD and 4K We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: But Cable, yeesh, that guy's in the mood. I used to have one of those in 1990-never.Cable: [takes Vanessas token] Something to remember you by.Deadpool: Give me that back! Weasel: : Deadpool: Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. Probably a fan or movie critic says on Deadpool, loving the quotes and movie experience. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Thank you, Bedlam. Domino: Peter The point is, kids, they give us a chance to be better than we are. Come on. But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you to get back in the saddle again. A staple from the Marvel comic books, Domino is a fellow mutant and X . I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. : Deadpool. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. Deadpool: And I didnt do it for you. It was my fault she died. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. Yukio, Wade. Russells not going to kill anyone. Deadpool 2. And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. You got me. [Wade throws the spreader into the gunman's head, killing him]. Youre not a f***ing hero. Domino I dont have one. Here's a spoiler alert. By Chase Magnett I know you can! Domino Deadpool: Oh my God! Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. Firefist: The difference is night and day. It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. Karan Soni - Dopinder. Dopinder, you never cease to surprise me. I loved her like an ocean loves water.Weasel: An ocean is water.Deadpool: And more importantly, I liked her. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. I cant trust anybody! Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. Luck is not a superpower! Weasel: *Men*? I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. It isnt too late. You're X-hausting. Oh, yes. I'm dropping in. Fu fu Wade Wilson: [Russell uses his power to throw Deadpool aside]Cable: Wonderful kid.Russell: You cant stop me, Wade! : From the future. And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! Deadpool Wade, Yukio. I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. Blind Al: I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. [Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI] I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. Blind Al: Deadpool: You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy! However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . : A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Thank you, Bedlam. I don't have one. I mean, luck? Deadpool [to Cable] I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. Come on, we'll do it together. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. No, dip-for-brains, my birth control device. By Digger Pierce. Deadpool: Lets flip a coin, okay? From Deadpool trashing X-Mansion in Professor Xavier's . We need a code. Colossus: We have rules. One: is dubstep still a thing? I'm gonna miss him. Firefist: Deadpool: Deadpool And hi Yukio! SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. Domino : I should've finished college. Im going to pretend like that never happened. Deadpool 2 would be fine as a pure joke fest, but in this moment it becomes a family movie (albeit an atypical one). We're gonna lose 'em. Best Deadpool 2 Quotes. And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. Peter: Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Wade Wilson: No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool. "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. Cast Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. [Tag: killing, team, youth ] more on this quote . Cable Ha ha! While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? We're gonna lose 'em. Vanessa awaits. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Let's talk. Wade Wilson: Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? Can you see it? Blind Al: Cable, you get back to your family and you tell them Wade says hi. Well that's just lazy writing. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. Hes dead, too. I don't do it on" then weasel was like FUCk can someone tell me what does it mean and why weasel cursed I love dubstep! 0. Deadpool was an action-packed movie but star Josh Brolin has now revealed that we can expect to see even more action in the highly anticipated sequel which will throw both Cable and Domino into . She's not coming back. [whispers to Peter] | Wade Wilson: Deadpool And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! You're not a fucking hero. Deadpool: It's hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. I was a soldier. Can I have one of those guns? Deadpool: Don't look, it'll only make it worse. 5 On scant movie budgets. Two, which Sharknado are we on? What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. I'm dropping in. Deadpool Deadpool Fifty years from now you'll be very dead. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. I loved her. Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . "Family was always an f-word for me." But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. Juggernaut: Deadpool: What's the most pain you've ever felt? By Joshua Kristian McCoy. All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! Kirsten? Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy. Wade Wilson: Yeah. Wait, you cant go back. Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . Make it quick. Vanessa: Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death.Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.Dopinder: I could be of great use.Deadpool: Whats your superpower?Dopinder: Courage.Deadpool: Thats adorable.Weasel: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the dispenser? He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Just like you, I let him down. Dopinder: Something I could never master. Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here and we'll make him our bi Wade Wilson: They got the legs out and said "You know what? Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. Im about to do something terrible. : It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container, Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi, Deadpool sneaks into a maternity ward and approaches one of the babies, places his hands on his head while walking in circles, looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth, cracks knuckles and sighs. I stub my toe I'm done for the day. What in the actual ass? Cable: - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. My job. It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Directed by David Leitch. George Michael was right. Baby's crib is labeled 'A. Its not a great analogy. You know what? X-Men? Cable: People think they understand pain. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. We're better than that! Tails, you did it for me. Dopinder Colossus: We can't be sure until I get this suit off but, uh, all signs point to yes. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. I'm the asshole who got away. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. . Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. So, I'm here to help us gear up so we can go after him without me. Deadpool: [after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission] I have three questions, then. I was a soldier. Oh? 1 #11 (June 1992). Copyright 2023 | All Rights Reserved | All images are copyright of their respective owners | Stock images by Depositphotos, 'Listen to the pain. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? That goes with me everywhere. Deadpool: My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. I'm just gonna use this brick. No it isn't. Weasel: I would be disgraced. The good news is I don't think anyone is gonna miss Shatterstar, he was a bit of a prick. The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. : So, basically, you're Dave Matthews. [after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter]. Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. : Yeesh. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? Dopinder: Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. I want to become a contract killer. Tell me they got that in slow motion. I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. [speaking about his ex-wife] [whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases]. At least we still have Bowie. Zip it, black Black Widow! Las mejores ofertas para Lote de 3 figuras sueltas DEADPOOL Funko Pop # vinilo bobble MEGASONIC DOMINO 315 317 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! : X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Its me! Yeah, you got them all. I won't even make it to one. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' It belongs here, where it can grow. - Deadpool. What did you say? 6. He's going in through the back! Hes dead.Domino: The whole team?Deadpool: Only the main ones. But if you kill him, he wins. "- Cable: You remind me of my wife. Were still good.Domino: F***, you are dumb.Deadpool: Even after all this time, I still cant talk about it. APARTMENT. Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! Deadpool: Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to . [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. ,Altos: Headmaster: Deadpool 2 is distributed by 20th Century Fox. : Pick on someone your own size! I can distort electrical fields. I don't have one. Isn't that how it always works? In Deadpool 2, Domino is played by Zazie Beetz, in an outfit that differs considerably from her comic book costume. Starring:Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, T. J. Miller, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, Stefan Kapii, Zazie Beetz, Jack Kesy. I am.Deadpool: What am I going to do, Al?Blind Al: Probably something terrible, knowing you.Deadpool: It was my fault. Oh yeah. No more speaking lines for you. Special Forces. God, that's lazy writing. She always struggled. I was once an X-Man! Kristen? I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring. From $1.35. Published Apr 19, 2018. F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Vanessa: Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Describe it. Deadpool: Filming & Production Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's just hard to picture. Deadpool: Deadpool: If you find a type 3, let us know. CUT TO: INT. Deadpool: He's on top of you! Where was I? I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. Movieweb. I'm lucky. Yeah, it is. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. "Doing the right thing is messy. The point is there are people, there are people in this stupid world, besides him, who will treat you right. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". Deadpool: Wade Wilson: Published May 14, 2022. It's just hard to picture. Then, you know what? You're right. Deadpool. It's both history teacher and fortune teller.