Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? (Blame his spider-side). as well as A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. It was great to see you again Nat! "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. And they were all wrong. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Peter almost screamed, but in his dazed state (caused by the worried MJ) he didn't do anything, just let his friend roll up his oversized sleeve to reveal muscles and A giant cut, from his elbow towards his shoulder. Right! Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Please don't expect much, it's rea #avengers Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. This is the great thing about Never Have I Ever. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Of course we do, Clint says and grins. left kudos on this work. He's adorable, Tony drawls, a noticeable slur in his words by now, and Thor laughs, because he's laughing at pretty much anything at this point. Aye! Thor booms anyway. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Maybe it would just be funny. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Soft-as-silk cotton, cool and fresh under him, smelling faintly of vanilla and laundry detergent. Steve's gone red again. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Okay, that's it, Clint says, because seriously, the guy looks like a puppy. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Her locks dangle. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. 3. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Nazi, Steve says. What if shes an Avenger? Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. I'd like there to be not running, please. Wait. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" "Peter!" But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. L'oreal? Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Clint was just glad he had been filming it all on his phone ever since Peter admitted to having a boyfriend. Requests are open! Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with . No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. "C'mon, (y/n). #spideypool Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. Wait, Flash? "Really?" as well as No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Instead, he closes his eyes and tries to sleep, and lets his hand find Tony's deceptively soft hair. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. But one of Tony's hidden superpowers is pitching, and the fucking infallible ability to know just who he has to talk to to get someone onto his side, and then make said terrible idea into reality. All of the adults take a shot. "How?" By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. "The fuck!?" In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Seriously? His name is Percy Jackson. "When have you ever driven? It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. How will she react? Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Back the fuck up." Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. She waved at them. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Except Pepper. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. "Shit babe sorry." Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. "Hell yeah. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Clint groans. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Peter smirked. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Would he say yes or no? How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. What? Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. Never have I ever had sex with anyone else on this team.. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. Tony chokes on his milkshake and splutters it out; over himself, his clothes, the table. "Okay, my turn. including: We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Tony's eyes go fond. #iorndad Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Steve, you animal, you.. I thought we'd made up.. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Yeah, Im with Vision. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Shuri Then they watched as Thor went for the head. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. Devi woke up abruptly, after a sharp pain shot up her back, as her baby girl kicked her twice hard in the back. Wait.. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Although I, you know. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. #natasharomanoff It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Never Have I Ever. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. Bucky wolf whistled. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Then I limped home" Peter explained. This will probably be a few chapters or series. That I made with my own two hands?!. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. My turn. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. Yeah, sure. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. We gotta have that rule. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Go team go. We play the fun rules, right? and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Sometimes randomly, even. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. Thor Odinson They went back into the elevator. I've been good! #spiderson We dated." Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. How are you with spanking, though?. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Aunt May says and I shrug. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all.